Yes, you can spin this into a playful little debate about whether tips ought to be performance-based, and maybe it will be amusing in a Seinfeld-y way. If life were a movie, a pet boa constrictor would read as "quirky." But this is no Wes Anderson film; this is a life you have to live.
And boa constrictors live up to 30 years and keep growing that entire time.
My girlfriend, Becca, and I are driving in my black Subaru Forester, hunting for a solitary space.
I am a sophomore in college and am studying the Bible in hopes of entering the ministry.
But in a day when so much nominalism passes for authentic maturity, give us a few simple marks of spiritual growth that a man or woman should be looking for in a potential spouse.
And no one will truly love you if they do not love God more than they love you.That's three decades of feeding a snake live rodents. This is someone who did not think things through, who was not able to reconcile in his imagination, when he bought old Bertha after sophomore-year finals, the possibility of his future children and how they might not enjoy watching the daily devouring of rodents. You need someone who can think like a grownup, which sometimes involves looking 30 years into the future.We all like to believe that we have no gender-based expectations.It is early October, and the dry cornstalk still stands.Time-worn, dirt roads are masked by seven-foot plants.Our relationship needs a hidden roadside without an audience, where we won’t make love but will dream of doing so.